Recently, The Princess and a friend (let’s call her Lulu) were dressing for the party of the year, Lulu asked me to hand her something from her purse. It was at that moment I realized the true meaning of TMI. Hiding right there in plain sight was a condom, innocently paperclipped to a bright red [...]
Archive for March, 2007
CONDOMS HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT
Posted in PARENTING on March 31, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
IN MEMORY OF LIFE
Posted in LIFE on March 28, 2007 | 45 Comments »
Several weekends past The Princess attended a Sweet 16 party a few miles from our home. Having the house to ourselves The King and I did what you ask? We watched TV. Our favorite show was interrupted with “Breaking News”. There had been a fatal car crash involving four teenagers not more than two miles from [...]
TOM CRUISE 4 JESUS
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME? on March 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The Good News is here! Tom Cruise has been prophesied to spread the Gospel of the Hubbardites. This is phenomenal, the ultimate marketing tool for recruitment of future Thetans. Nonsense? Never one to pass judgment on another’s status as a potential deity, I submit to you Tom Cruise’s resume for his “Christ-like” anointing:
In Cocktail he acquired the skills necessary [...]
SAVE A BREAST…USE A VACUUM
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME? on March 22, 2007 | 1 Comment »
A friend emailed me this medical study that indicates breast cancer risk is higher for women that perform no housework than those who do. I have a few issues with this study:
The sampling of women who actually do not perform housework would be too small for scientific evaluation.
Does breast cancer know if you exercise regularly [...]
REMOTE CONTROL FOR YOUR TEENAGER
Posted in PARENTING on March 21, 2007 | 1 Comment »
The Princess recently briefed me on the Teen Buzz ringtone, I believe I have been living under a rock since this has been available for quite some time now. This tone was originally intended to deter teens from specific areas, but was altered in to a ringtone that was tolerable to teens and cannot be heard by most [...]
LOVE, LIES & CELL PHONES
Posted in COURTING THE PRINCESS on March 20, 2007 | 2 Comments »
The Princess, who believes I know nothing, understand nothing and possess an IQ lower than a turtle actually surprised me during the Christmas holidays by asking for my advice with her love interest at the time. We will call him “Stupid Boy” as not to confuse him with the current Duke of Honda.
Apparently rumors abound [...]
IN MY BACKYARD
Posted in COUNTRY LIFE on March 19, 2007 | 1 Comment »
This is my first official post. You have been warned! Let me set the scene for you a couple of weekends back. Friday night, 10:30pm and The Royal Canines (Mr. Frodo & Jake Man) begin barking. Since we live in the country this is not a strange incident. All manner of wildlife will peak the interest of The Royal Canines, but this [...]
