Has anyone has bypassed this route on your road to parenting? Let me familiarize you with my current Highway to Hell. It is located in the city of Math, still don’t know it? Try exit Algebra II Honors. There exists a land of polynomials, with a few exponents and radicals with stupid algebraic expressions on [...]
Archive for April, 2007
HIGHWAY TO HELL: VIA ALGEBRA II ROUTE
Posted in PARENTING on April 26, 2007 | 1 Comment »
SMACKDOWN IN THE CHURCH PARKING LOT
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, LIFE, PARENTING on April 23, 2007 | 5 Comments »
This past weekend I attended a baby shower in our church fellowship hall, I had forgotten my camera and returned to the parking lot to retrieve it from the car. Out of the corner of my eye I say a young girl, 12 years old push her mother in to the side of their family van and [...]
AFTERMATH OF A RAMPAGE – AT THE END OF THE DAY
Posted in LIFE, NEWS, WHY ??? on April 18, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Monday, right before lunch: Breaking News Alert on the TV. Similar to a moment I endured on September 11th not so many years ago, I literally froze and held my breath. What is happening in our society? Already, those with selfish agendas are lining up for the finger pointing parades. Who do we blame?
Gun control
VA Tech University [...]
PROM DRESSES & THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
Posted in PARENTING on April 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
One may consider that a ludicrous title for a post, but I have my reasons, stay with me. The Princess and I ventured four hours to coastal North Carolina in search of the much coveted prom dress that is like no other. For those with teenage daughters that have yet to endure this past-time, I [...]
BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID
Posted in PARENTING on April 4, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Conversation overheard On The Ponderosa this weekend:
The Princess expressed for the twenty hundredth time her heart felt desire to bore a hole in her abdomen (okay, so she called it a belly button ring). Semantics! To support her plea she informed The Royal parents that she has done a wealth of research and found the best [...]
HOLLYWOOD MADAM PREACHES HUMAN RESOURCE BENEFITS
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME? on April 2, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
With a few minutes to go before Forensic Files aired, I switched to the Court TV channel and encountered the last few minutes of Hollywood Heat. Following completion of a prison sentence, Jody “Babydol” Gibson (no I did not spell that wrong) has released a tell-all book detailing her life as madam of the California Dreamin prostitution [...]
