A bit of a plumbing issue here On The Ponderosa. The toilet in the master bath runs constantly after flushing, it will stop if you repeatedly jiggle the handle a gazillion times (the only scientific repair in my arsenal). The King is not disturbed by the nightly noise echoing from our bathroom, in fact, as I mentioned before, his sleep [...]
Archive for May, 2007
MARITAL RELATIONS IN THE BATHROOM
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, LIFE, THE KING & I on May 28, 2007 | 10 Comments »
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST
Posted in FUNNY, LIFE, RANDOM, THE KING & I on May 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Okay, let me just admit I had a great laugh at The King’s expense last week. Having feasted on his favorite meal, with fresh jalapenos and margaritas he was preparing to retire. For the King, this includes removing his daily wear contacts. He returned from removing his contacts declaring he had a Public Service Announcement for [...]
PARENTS GONE STUPID
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, IDIOCRACY, LIFE, PARENTING, WHY ??? on May 17, 2007 | 5 Comments »
One night a week, The Queen indulges in girls night out with her best friend. Basically, this is a torrid affair of attempting to enjoy a quiet meal in a restaurant and catching up on gossip. My idea of a good time does not include the following tale of parents gone stupid accompanied by an 8 year old child that [...]
SING, SING A SONG
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, IDIOCRACY, LIFE, RANDOM on May 4, 2007 | 1 Comment »
The mind is an enigma. As I go through life minding my own business, my brain has the temerity to produce, without encouragement or suggestion from me a song that I find on repeat for the remainder of the day. Every. Five. Minutes. Seriously, the hook from this song becomes wedged so deep in your psyche that [...]
THE BLAME GAME – EVERYBODY LOSES
Posted in IDIOCRACY, LIFE, NEWS, RANDOM, WHY ??? on May 2, 2007 | 1 Comment »
In the grocery store, minding my own business, preparing myself to hand over large sums of cash for my love of carbohydrates, my eye strays to a tabloid headline…”VA Tech Massacre part of Gay Agenda”. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I typed that in large caps to resist the urge to type WTF? Okay, I have degenerated to swearing [...]
