Conversation this week On The Ponderosa:
ME: Lulu, did the Princess tell you we are going on vacation next month?
LULU: No, she doesn’t tell me anything. Where are you going?
This is a blatant exaggeration born of teenage angst. When not physically attached at the hip these two BFF talk no fewer than 10 hours per week, not [...]
Archive for July, 2007
OUR PUBLIC EDUCATION TAX DOLLARS AT WORK
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, LIFE, PARENTING, RANDOM on July 18, 2007 | 5 Comments »
NO ANSWERS – ONLY QUESTIONS
Posted in IDIOCRACY, NEWS, RANTS, WHY ??? on July 14, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Stop the world I want to get off! There is a reason I watch the news in small doses. This is it, the gang rape, torture and sexual assault of a mother and son. The words in that sentence are disturbing at the core of my soul on a multitude of levels. A few days ago, I [...]
Murphy’s Law for Teenagers
Posted in FUNNY, LIFE, PARENTING, RANDOM on July 11, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Summertime here On The Ponderosa and school is out. Who plans this school calendar? No one trapped in a house will two teenage girls I can assure you. The Princess and her best friend Lulu (read: BFF Tag Team) had dreams of the lazy days of summer with no classes. Now four weeks since the last day of school their favorite [...]
HOT ACTION IN THE VET’S OFFICE
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, LIFE, RANDOM, THE KING & I on July 7, 2007 | 1 Comment »
The King took The Royal Canines to the veterinarian office for their yearly check up after months of polite reminding, leading to eventual screaming “we live in the woods with rabid animals dear and I will not take your for rabies shots after they bite you.” This responsibility is clearly outlined in that marital responsibilities contract I still [...]
LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, IDIOCRACY, LIFE, NEWS, RANTS, WHY ??? on July 4, 2007 | 3 Comments »
The scales of justice just fell from their pedestal. It will be a rare occurence that I climb on the political soap box. My personal rants are normally limited to that of parents gone stupid, tweens gone wild, husbands with contemporary home repair tips, and crazy idiocracy . When the leader of the free world hands out a Get Out Of Jail [...]
TEENAGERS…The New Gateway Drug For Parents
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, IDIOCRACY, LIFE, PARENTING, RANTS, WHY ??? on July 1, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Ponder no longer why adults slowly ease in to alcoholism around say their mid-forties…it is because they have teenagers. Seriously, AA should add a 13 step to their program…..We have come to believe that we were driven to drink by our futile efforts to communicate with our teenagers and admitted that the exact nature of our [...]
