Conversation this week On The Ponderosa:
ME: Lulu, did the Princess tell you we are going on vacation next month?
LULU: No, she doesn’t tell me anything. Where are you going?
This is a blatant exaggeration born of teenage angst. When not physically attached at the hip these two BFF talk no fewer than 10 hours per week, not [...]
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OUR PUBLIC EDUCATION TAX DOLLARS AT WORK
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, LIFE, PARENTING, RANDOM on July 18, 2007 | 5 Comments »
HOT ACTION IN THE VET’S OFFICE
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, LIFE, RANDOM, THE KING & I on July 7, 2007 | 1 Comment »
The King took The Royal Canines to the veterinarian office for their yearly check up after months of polite reminding, leading to eventual screaming “we live in the woods with rabid animals dear and I will not take your for rabies shots after they bite you.” This responsibility is clearly outlined in that marital responsibilities contract I still [...]
LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, IDIOCRACY, LIFE, NEWS, RANTS, WHY ??? on July 4, 2007 | 3 Comments »
The scales of justice just fell from their pedestal. It will be a rare occurence that I climb on the political soap box. My personal rants are normally limited to that of parents gone stupid, tweens gone wild, husbands with contemporary home repair tips, and crazy idiocracy . When the leader of the free world hands out a Get Out Of Jail [...]
TEENAGERS…The New Gateway Drug For Parents
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, IDIOCRACY, LIFE, PARENTING, RANTS, WHY ??? on July 1, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Ponder no longer why adults slowly ease in to alcoholism around say their mid-forties…it is because they have teenagers. Seriously, AA should add a 13 step to their program…..We have come to believe that we were driven to drink by our futile efforts to communicate with our teenagers and admitted that the exact nature of our [...]
TALES FROM BED -BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, COUNTRY LIFE, FUNNY, IDIOCRACY, LIFE, RANDOM, WHY ??? on June 27, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Three weeks ago I was minding my own business feeding the Royal Canines.
Cute, harmless looking 200 pounds of labradors, are they not?
Looks can be deceiving, while they are docile most of the day when afternoon arrives and they are about to reap the dog food rewards from the hard labor of The King & I, they spring in to [...]
MARITAL RELATIONS IN THE BATHROOM
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, LIFE, THE KING & I on May 28, 2007 | 10 Comments »
A bit of a plumbing issue here On The Ponderosa. The toilet in the master bath runs constantly after flushing, it will stop if you repeatedly jiggle the handle a gazillion times (the only scientific repair in my arsenal). The King is not disturbed by the nightly noise echoing from our bathroom, in fact, as I mentioned before, his sleep [...]
PARENTS GONE STUPID
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, IDIOCRACY, LIFE, PARENTING, WHY ??? on May 17, 2007 | 5 Comments »
One night a week, The Queen indulges in girls night out with her best friend. Basically, this is a torrid affair of attempting to enjoy a quiet meal in a restaurant and catching up on gossip. My idea of a good time does not include the following tale of parents gone stupid accompanied by an 8 year old child that [...]
SING, SING A SONG
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, IDIOCRACY, LIFE, RANDOM on May 4, 2007 | 1 Comment »
The mind is an enigma. As I go through life minding my own business, my brain has the temerity to produce, without encouragement or suggestion from me a song that I find on repeat for the remainder of the day. Every. Five. Minutes. Seriously, the hook from this song becomes wedged so deep in your psyche that [...]
SMACKDOWN IN THE CHURCH PARKING LOT
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, LIFE, PARENTING on April 23, 2007 | 5 Comments »
This past weekend I attended a baby shower in our church fellowship hall, I had forgotten my camera and returned to the parking lot to retrieve it from the car. Out of the corner of my eye I say a young girl, 12 years old push her mother in to the side of their family van and [...]
HOLLYWOOD MADAM PREACHES HUMAN RESOURCE BENEFITS
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME? on April 2, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
With a few minutes to go before Forensic Files aired, I switched to the Court TV channel and encountered the last few minutes of Hollywood Heat. Following completion of a prison sentence, Jody “Babydol” Gibson (no I did not spell that wrong) has released a tell-all book detailing her life as madam of the California Dreamin prostitution [...]
