Conversation this week On The Ponderosa:
ME: Lulu, did the Princess tell you we are going on vacation next month?
LULU: No, she doesn’t tell me anything. Where are you going?
This is a blatant exaggeration born of teenage angst. When not physically attached at the hip these two BFF talk no fewer than 10 hours per week, not [...]
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OUR PUBLIC EDUCATION TAX DOLLARS AT WORK
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, LIFE, PARENTING, RANDOM on July 18, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Murphy’s Law for Teenagers
Posted in FUNNY, LIFE, PARENTING, RANDOM on July 11, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Summertime here On The Ponderosa and school is out. Who plans this school calendar? No one trapped in a house will two teenage girls I can assure you. The Princess and her best friend Lulu (read: BFF Tag Team) had dreams of the lazy days of summer with no classes. Now four weeks since the last day of school their favorite [...]
HOT ACTION IN THE VET’S OFFICE
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, LIFE, RANDOM, THE KING & I on July 7, 2007 | 1 Comment »
The King took The Royal Canines to the veterinarian office for their yearly check up after months of polite reminding, leading to eventual screaming “we live in the woods with rabid animals dear and I will not take your for rabies shots after they bite you.” This responsibility is clearly outlined in that marital responsibilities contract I still [...]
TALES FROM BED -BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, COUNTRY LIFE, FUNNY, IDIOCRACY, LIFE, RANDOM, WHY ??? on June 27, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Three weeks ago I was minding my own business feeding the Royal Canines.
Cute, harmless looking 200 pounds of labradors, are they not?
Looks can be deceiving, while they are docile most of the day when afternoon arrives and they are about to reap the dog food rewards from the hard labor of The King & I, they spring in to [...]
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST
Posted in FUNNY, LIFE, RANDOM, THE KING & I on May 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Okay, let me just admit I had a great laugh at The King’s expense last week. Having feasted on his favorite meal, with fresh jalapenos and margaritas he was preparing to retire. For the King, this includes removing his daily wear contacts. He returned from removing his contacts declaring he had a Public Service Announcement for [...]
SING, SING A SONG
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, IDIOCRACY, LIFE, RANDOM on May 4, 2007 | 1 Comment »
The mind is an enigma. As I go through life minding my own business, my brain has the temerity to produce, without encouragement or suggestion from me a song that I find on repeat for the remainder of the day. Every. Five. Minutes. Seriously, the hook from this song becomes wedged so deep in your psyche that [...]
THE BLAME GAME – EVERYBODY LOSES
Posted in IDIOCRACY, LIFE, NEWS, RANDOM, WHY ??? on May 2, 2007 | 1 Comment »
In the grocery store, minding my own business, preparing myself to hand over large sums of cash for my love of carbohydrates, my eye strays to a tabloid headline…”VA Tech Massacre part of Gay Agenda”. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I typed that in large caps to resist the urge to type WTF? Okay, I have degenerated to swearing [...]
