The King took The Royal Canines to the veterinarian office for their yearly check up after months of polite reminding, leading to eventual screaming “we live in the woods with rabid animals dear and I will not take your for rabies shots after they bite you.” This responsibility is clearly outlined in that marital responsibilities contract I still [...]
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HOT ACTION IN THE VET’S OFFICE
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, LIFE, RANDOM, THE KING & I on July 7, 2007 | 1 Comment »
MARITAL RELATIONS IN THE BATHROOM
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, LIFE, THE KING & I on May 28, 2007 | 10 Comments »
A bit of a plumbing issue here On The Ponderosa. The toilet in the master bath runs constantly after flushing, it will stop if you repeatedly jiggle the handle a gazillion times (the only scientific repair in my arsenal). The King is not disturbed by the nightly noise echoing from our bathroom, in fact, as I mentioned before, his sleep [...]
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST
Posted in FUNNY, LIFE, RANDOM, THE KING & I on May 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Okay, let me just admit I had a great laugh at The King’s expense last week. Having feasted on his favorite meal, with fresh jalapenos and margaritas he was preparing to retire. For the King, this includes removing his daily wear contacts. He returned from removing his contacts declaring he had a Public Service Announcement for [...]
