With a few minutes to go before Forensic Files aired, I switched to the Court TV channel and encountered the last few minutes of Hollywood Heat. Following completion of a prison sentence, Jody “Babydol” Gibson (no I did not spell that wrong) has released a tell-all book detailing her life as madam of the California Dreamin prostitution ring. A literary work, and I use that term liberally, addressing the contents of her little black book which claims to ensnare Tinseltown’s elite, high-level politicians and Wall Street power brokers.
The Interview Highlights – Stupidity Reaches New Highs:
Banfield: Why write your book now?
Gibson: Well, I had to do 3 years of parole when released from prison and that was not the most opportune time.
Banfield: Why are you naming names?
Gibson: To expose the political agenda which would explain why I was sent to maximum security prison.
Banfield: Your book addresses services provided?
Gibson: Yes, I charged up from $3,000 to $15,000 for services. I only hired former adult film stars and former playboy playmates to provide them better working environments, with higher classes of people for better wages.
I could not make this up!
Apparently, she was incarcerated not due to her disregard for the law but a governmental conspiracy. This incarceration subsequently delayed her revealing book, as one cannot pen a manuscript while on parole. Last, but not least, she touts the benefits of her prostitution ring as versus being, say, a porn star or playboy centerfold.
As a Human Resource Manager, I eagerly await her future seminars where she details the development of her strategy for effective recruitment, motivation and retention of the workforce. Training was most certainly not an issue considering the talent and her source of new hires. Perhaps, we have the wrong concept; instead of improved health insurance benefits, pension plans and vacation pay, we should be touting the advantages of pay for sex scenarios.
There is only one small difference between her reign as Madam Sasha with the California Dreamin prostitution ring and her life as an author. Now she is capitalizing on prostitution legally.
Are you kidding me? IDIOCRACY!
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