Conversation this week On The Ponderosa:
ME: Lulu, did the Princess tell you we are going on vacation next month?
LULU: No, she doesn’t tell me anything. Where are you going?
This is a blatant exaggeration born of teenage angst. When not physically attached at the hip these two BFF talk no fewer than 10 hours per week, not [...]
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OUR PUBLIC EDUCATION TAX DOLLARS AT WORK
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, LIFE, PARENTING, RANDOM on July 18, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Murphy’s Law for Teenagers
Posted in FUNNY, LIFE, PARENTING, RANDOM on July 11, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Summertime here On The Ponderosa and school is out. Who plans this school calendar? No one trapped in a house will two teenage girls I can assure you. The Princess and her best friend Lulu (read: BFF Tag Team) had dreams of the lazy days of summer with no classes. Now four weeks since the last day of school their favorite [...]
HOT ACTION IN THE VET’S OFFICE
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, LIFE, RANDOM, THE KING & I on July 7, 2007 | 1 Comment »
The King took The Royal Canines to the veterinarian office for their yearly check up after months of polite reminding, leading to eventual screaming “we live in the woods with rabid animals dear and I will not take your for rabies shots after they bite you.” This responsibility is clearly outlined in that marital responsibilities contract I still [...]
TEENAGERS…The New Gateway Drug For Parents
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, IDIOCRACY, LIFE, PARENTING, RANTS, WHY ??? on July 1, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Ponder no longer why adults slowly ease in to alcoholism around say their mid-forties…it is because they have teenagers. Seriously, AA should add a 13 step to their program…..We have come to believe that we were driven to drink by our futile efforts to communicate with our teenagers and admitted that the exact nature of our [...]
TALES FROM BED -BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, COUNTRY LIFE, FUNNY, IDIOCRACY, LIFE, RANDOM, WHY ??? on June 27, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Three weeks ago I was minding my own business feeding the Royal Canines.
Cute, harmless looking 200 pounds of labradors, are they not?
Looks can be deceiving, while they are docile most of the day when afternoon arrives and they are about to reap the dog food rewards from the hard labor of The King & I, they spring in to [...]
MARITAL RELATIONS IN THE BATHROOM
Posted in ARE YOU KIDDING ME?, FUNNY, LIFE, THE KING & I on May 28, 2007 | 10 Comments »
A bit of a plumbing issue here On The Ponderosa. The toilet in the master bath runs constantly after flushing, it will stop if you repeatedly jiggle the handle a gazillion times (the only scientific repair in my arsenal). The King is not disturbed by the nightly noise echoing from our bathroom, in fact, as I mentioned before, his sleep [...]
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST
Posted in FUNNY, LIFE, RANDOM, THE KING & I on May 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Okay, let me just admit I had a great laugh at The King’s expense last week. Having feasted on his favorite meal, with fresh jalapenos and margaritas he was preparing to retire. For the King, this includes removing his daily wear contacts. He returned from removing his contacts declaring he had a Public Service Announcement for [...]
